Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Life izzz beautifulll the way it is...



ULTIMATE TIPS FOR BETTER LIFE

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. 
It is the ultimate antidepressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose, today.

4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, and almonds.

6. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

7. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. 
Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

9. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything !

11. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

12. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

13. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

14. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

15. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

16. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'

17. Help the needy,Be generous ! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'

18. What other people think of you is none of your business.

19. Time heals everything.

20. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

21. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

22. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

23. Each night before you go to bed ,Pray to God and Be thankful for what you have accomplished, today !

24. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed !
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Sunday, August 5, 2012

100 Websites You Should Know and Use


The Web is constantly turning out new and extraordinary services. Now, by popular demand, here’s his list of 100 websites you should know and use >>
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Ppl will nevA stop Asking....


When you're single, people ask about Girlfriend.....When you have a fiance, they ask about wedding? When you get married, they ask when will you have a baby? When you already have one, they ask when is little brother or sister coming? When you get divorced, they ask why? If you move on, they ask why so quickly? People will never stop asking....You should be proud of who you are and you shouldn't care about what people think about you =)
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Sunday, June 3, 2012

Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa

"Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai

Problem yeh hai ki main chahata hoon ki meri life mein koi
problem na ho

Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho toh yeh uski life ki
sabse badi problem hai

And bull shit she is worried yaar, Usse to celebrate karna chahiye tha

She is in this exactly what she wants

Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muh kholti man karta hai muh me kuch stuff kardoon

Trust me yaar 6 mahino me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meine

Kaunsi pyaar Kaisi relationship? Kahin ki khushiya?

Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an end to your own happiness

Uske baad all you have to worry about is uski khushiyaan uska birthday, uske kutte ka birthday, Uska new year to kabhi tumhara
bhi new year tha

In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta

A happy woman is a myth

Tu batman wali ki dekh le, Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana tab tak bolti rahi "tum toh kuch karte nahi ho, nakara ho, napunshak ho
main tum jaise insaan ke saath

kaise reh sakti hu jisdin bechara batman ban gaya

Us din boli "Tum toh batman ban gaye", Mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha

Main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu

Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka dosh hai, Bloody bollywood romantic masaala

Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua Dono saath saath Film khatam, Iske baad ka story koi nahi batata

Iske baad ki kahaani mein batata hoon

Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya To problem

Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti, inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain laye cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion laye

Mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaoon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge ki table lena hai table lena hai

5 ghante mall me bitake ek sadhi si chappal utha kar layenge aur fir agle do hafte dimag chatenge
table lena hai table lena hai...

Office me kaam kar raha hoon, Phone aa jayega, Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon Baat nahi kar sakta

Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna? Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega

Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya miledi meri maan

Thik se to kar paoonga nahi, Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaata to naatak

Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai.

Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala..!! Trust me I say patta hai saala patta...

ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho lo ji 1 paisa per second aur phone karo aur phone karo..!! Aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jati hai karne ko
fir iska jawab unhe bhi do

Tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne ko, You have lost interest in me

Tumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya..??

Arrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyon kiya???

Jaa ke bharti mittal se puch na, Tujhe main bata raha hoon..!! Uss ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...seriously Main shart laga sakta hoon...

Tujhe kya lagta hai Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo India nahi jaa raha tha.!! Galti se pahoonch gaya?

Usko to pata tha Wo bechara to kahin door jana chahta tha

Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa raha hoon, Nah to das sawaal poochti

Kahaan jaa rahe ho, Kyon jaa rahe ho,Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho? Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan chahte ho

Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai duniya

Office me kaam kar raha hoon, Sms aajayega, I love you..!! Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon I love you too

Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo abey kaam kya karti hai office mein..?? Do sms ka reply mat karna

Turant Phone aa jayega, Phone mat uthaa. To dus min me message aa chuka hoga

I don't think its working anymore Dus min me Babu I love you to, I don't think its working anymore

And this is when they are not even down

Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyon aate hain

Aur yeh..!! Gay bande itne successful kyon hote hai??? Because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Log kehte hain na behind every successful man, there is a woman True..!! But koi ye nahi bataata ki behind every unsuccessful man,
also there is a woman

Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath

Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya me

Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon, Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga, To khaana nahi khayegi Phir bhooki so jayegi

Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo..!! Kya karoon naukri chod doon?

Saale ghar jaao Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao, Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise hi mar jaati hai

Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai chup chaap to gaya

Gadi gadi

kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho???

Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa

yeh soch raha hoon ki tera mooh kaise band karun 
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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Do not value the THINGS you have in your life...But value WHO you have in your life!








A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some
point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.
The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:



TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.



They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who
had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.
After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:



TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.



The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the
sand and now, you write on a stone, why?" The other friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds
of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave
it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."



LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND
AND T O CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.



They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.



Do not value the THINGS you have in your life..

But value WHO you have in your life!
 
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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

TrY ThiS!! I don't think anyone can do it


Remember trying this during our school days.Just thought to remind once again for fun and it will be a good exercise too....

Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to move it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing this, use a finger your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air.
 Your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!

The left side of your brain, which controls the right side of your body, is responsible for rhythm and timing. The left side of your brain cannot deal with operating two opposite movements at the same time and so it combines them into a single motion.

Try this with your right foot and left hand and you should have no problem!
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ThE GreAt BrAin anALySis!!!!


INTERESTING BRAIN ANALYSIS !!!!!

Women - Multiple process
Women's brain is designed to concentrate on multiple tasks at a time.Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook a new recipe.

Men - Single Process
Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time.. Men cannot watch a TV and talk on phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking.He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.

LANGUAGE.
Women can easily learn many languages the way her brain's set up. But cannot find the solutions to problems...
Men cannot easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.
3 year old girl has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.

ANALYTICAL SKILL
Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process. He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily...
 If a complex map is viewed by women, she cannot understand it. She cannot understand the details of the map easily.For her it is dump lines in a paper.

CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast. If he see an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and drive accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrate only on the driving. You can often watch, while men driving the car fast, women sit next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CAREFULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.." .etc..

LIE
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Her super natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lying. Men's brain does not have this.....
 Women easily lie to men face to face. So guys, while lying to , use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket. Don't lie face to face.

PROBLEM.
End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain cannot classify the problems. she wants someone to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problem solved or not.

WANTS
Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc 
Women want relationship, friends, family...etc. ..

UNHAPPY
If women unhappy with their relations, she cannot concentrate on work.
 If men unhappy with their work, he cannot concentrate on the relations.

MAP
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat without problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain. Women can't do this. They often lose their way to their seat.

SPEECH
Women use indirect languages in speech. Priya asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?" This means, Priya really wants a cup of coffee. In the morning."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an Omlette for breakfast.Men use direct language. "Priya, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop". In the morning.." Darling, Can you please prepare an omlette for breakfast".

HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion. Men act a lot without thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world .

~Source : MaRiA's GalLeRy
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